Send chaos.
Anonymously.
Glitter bombs, petty notes, and gloriously absurd packages — built, tracked, and shipped straight to whoever earned it. You stay unbothered.
No return address. No trace back to you.
Our petty promises
100% anonymous
Zero sender info printed anywhere. The chaos can't be traced back to you — that's the whole point.
Ships or it's free
If a package doesn't leave our facility within 2 business days, you don't pay. Simple.
Confirmed delivery
Every order gets tracking. You'll know the exact moment the glitter lands.
Three clicks from calm to catastrophe
Pick your payload
Revenge glitter, a passive-aggressive postcard, or a truly cursed novelty parcel. Choose the level of petty.
Write the note
Add a message (or don't). Either way, your name never touches the envelope. We keep it fully anonymous.
We ship the chaos
Packed, sealed, and dropped in the mail within 48 hours. You get tracking. They get a very confusing day.
48hr
Average time to ship
0
Return addresses printed
∞
Petty potential unlocked
Escalation, priced fairly
The Nudge
A little something to ruin their afternoon.
$12
- One petty postcard, your words
- Anonymous delivery
- Standard tracking
The Glitter Bomb
Our signature. Impossible to fully clean up.
$24
- Envelope of ultra-fine glitter
- Custom taunt included
- Priority ship within 48hr
- Delivery confirmation
The Full Absurdity
A cursed novelty parcel that raises questions.
$49
- Deluxe absurd package
- Glitter + printed note
- Priority ship + tracking
- Maximum confusion guaranteed
Someone had it coming.
Skip the group chat rant. Ship the glitter. It's cheaper than therapy and infinitely more satisfying.